My husband is a pretty punny guy, and even though I'm a writer, puns tend to fly over my oblivious head for a few seconds. He was rolling them off in the car the other day, and the puns were smacking me on the forehead so hard that I was pretty sure I had a puncussion. (A-thank you!) I wanted to share with you the best pun I've ever heard. I do not know what twisted mind managed to come up with it, but it was told to me by my good friend, Cathy, who is another punster of the finest order. Are you ready? Soooo, Ghandi was a spiritual leader that walked a lot, so his feet grew very tough. He was extremely thin, and his poor diet gave him a pretty rank case of bad breath and a frail body. He was a.... Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Do you have a good pun? Please share!
Tweet When my identical twin and I were little, most of the time people thought we'd be exactly the same in every respect. Au, contraire. We always had different tastes. E ven our bodies are a little different. We both have skeletal deformities, but in different areas. We seem to be mirror image twins. Our cowlicks and our crooked teeth are on opposite sides; even some of her internal organs are backward. She liked math in grade school, I liked spelling, which is why we switched desks after recess. Our third grade teacher was oblivious that she was doing ALL of the math and I was doing ALL of the spelling. Our dastardly plan to pass third grade with flying colors was dashed when Mom tipped our teacher off. DRAT! FOILED AGAIN! As teenagers, she preferred to work on the farm with our Dad, I went to work at a nursing home. In college, she worked for degrees in chemistry, theater arts, and nursing. My degrees ar...
I like the t-shirt that points out that "Let's eat, Grandma" and "Let's eat Grandma" are entirely different propositions.
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