Punctuation Really is Important

And this, my friends, is why punctuation is so important.

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  1. MichaelDecember 19, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    I like the t-shirt that points out that "Let's eat, Grandma" and "Let's eat Grandma" are entirely different propositions.

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