It had gotten quiet, so I began to listen closely. Soon, I heard a "MEEP!" Not usually a sound that comes from his mouth.
"Honey? What's the matter?" I called.
"Kitty's being mean," he answered, and I figured he was letting his legs dangle off of the side of the bed. The cat loves to play with his toes while he bounces his feet this way and that.
I yell, "Are you dangling anything?"
"Well, I am naked."
I think I would have meeped, too, were I male.