I'm a convention virgin.
I don't know how to dress. I don't know how to pitch. I don't know if I should pitch. Will there be anyone who'll help me out with my manuscript? No idea. The schedule looks like Greek to me. Will I be able to kick Social Anxiety in the balls and cut loose? Not a clue. Do I have to wear a, "Hi, my name is..." badge?
All I know is that I'm packing my boots.