Several months ago, I read a blog post about do's and don'ts for conference panels. I would cite the author and post if I could remember where I found it, so I'm terribly sorry. It may have been Janet Reid's , but I can't be sure. One of the no-no's was asking a question that was truly a thinly veiled pitch. Example: "How do you think a story about robots that pick your nose would sell? I can show you what I'm talking about, as I have the manuscript in my hand." Earlier today, I participated in my first UF Chat on Twitter. It was a blast and the discussion was great, and the other participants seemed very knowledgeable. Several of them are published, and I had a question I wanted to ask regarding the genre of my novel, The Rider of Nealra . I was afraid to ask, just in case I might look like Robot Pitch Girl above. Just before I actually asked, though, my toddler woke up and I had to leave. Several par...
I wrote a review last month for the Portal, and one of the stories had slang that really bothered me. It wasn't because the language was foul. It bothered me because the author had an American Southerner calling a television a "telly." Much of the slang and nicknames he used just didn't ring true, and it almost ruined the story for me. Most of my stories are through the eyes of a Montana rancher, and all of the slang I use is derived from my family. I really like dialogue to sound authentic. Below, I've written examples of idioms and slang that my family uses, especially the older members. In the comments below, please offer up slang, accents, and idioms from the places you've been, but be sure to tell where you've heard them. Grandma's Idioms "I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet." (People always gave me funny looks when I said this at college, for some reason.) "I burnt the hair right off my tongue." (C...
My husband is a pretty punny guy, and even though I'm a writer, puns tend to fly over my oblivious head for a few seconds. He was rolling them off in the car the other day, and the puns were smacking me on the forehead so hard that I was pretty sure I had a puncussion. (A-thank you!) I wanted to share with you the best pun I've ever heard. I do not know what twisted mind managed to come up with it, but it was told to me by my good friend, Cathy, who is another punster of the finest order. Are you ready? Soooo, Ghandi was a spiritual leader that walked a lot, so his feet grew very tough. He was extremely thin, and his poor diet gave him a pretty rank case of bad breath and a frail body. He was a.... Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Do you have a good pun? Please share!
I like the t-shirt that points out that "Let's eat, Grandma" and "Let's eat Grandma" are entirely different propositions.
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